Quotable Soup
"There are two types of people in this world: shlemiehls and shlimazls. A shlemiehl is the person who always spills soup, and a shlimazl is the person he spills it on. I'm the shlemiehl and you're the shlimazl." - Jewish Bernstein talking to archconservative Archie Bunker on the 1970's sitcom All in the Family.